ladies night in... sponsored by CARLING!

It was planned to have a simple night in with the girls on a Saturday. we were to have a gourmet night to remember with an elegant dinner party. we all pitched in by bringing different nibbles and/ or fine wines to dine with. and oh how this much so simple etiquette idea turned into so much more. it began with the Disney fanatic bringing roast potatoes instead of wedges!! this unravelled into its own roast-tatoe food fight. Potatoes were flying a muster!! smeared mash on ovens, cabinets, mirrors, carpets and floors. And as much fun as it was to slide across the room with mash in between your toes it was a mutual agreement to clean up. after picking up all the roasty's off the ground it was hard to resist the temptation of a bent over enthusiast, to not mash the mash into blondies hair. once we had made our Mexican extravaganza with special thanks to the enthusiast we sat round the mahogany table and dug in. the dinner of course was surrounded in conversation of young teens to which I cant remember much as follows. to many they may have come across a situation like this...but as we all know once the divine queen of rhapsody begins to play you cant resist but join in with the bohemian fun! oh momma mia how the dancing of 5 teens grew. we then ventured onto the melodies of thriller and hip-hop madness. the power of music threw us out to the garden where we were dazzled with the soul tunage of outkasted hey ya!. candyman threw a mexican wave of dance moves and oh how we

shock it like a Polaroid picture!

we then found ourselves on the roof of my house continuing to dance, sing and drink. Possibly not the best combination to do on top a roof! but none the less it added to the horror of someone being thrown over board. having recently had my roof done I was grateful for it not to incave I only thank god to the amazing mystery of trigonometry and gravity. as we climbed back through the window the Disney fanatic was turned into a wishbone much to her discomfort. as the night went on I was brought such presents as random cones from the outside world by my beloved south African that still sit in my bedroom not knowing what to do with them. towards the end of the night we were honoured with the presence of an Italian and Turkish delight all in one room at the same time..it was madness. this Turkish delight gave into all his urges to fight his feminine side and made us girls some pretty good cupcakes he also endured some rather painful beauty makeovers which I think he may have enjoyed. Without acknowledging it! to all who know this Turkish weirdo I can give you an idea for next xmas...a waxing kit!! we then all fell asleep to the much needed Jake Gyllenhaul who was probably the first and the last hot and sexy man to kiss the much missed joker ledger!