The Question is would you stay with me?

If I build a wall,
a hundred feet tall,
would that keep you in?

If I shackled your feet,
so you couldn't leave,
would you try and run?

If I promise not to fight,
at least not tonight,
would you stay the night...with me?

If I wore that little dress,
that you like the best,
would you pass my test?

Would you stay?

Would you stay with me?

If I poured another drink,
what would you think,
about staying in?

If I was sincere,
whispered my you all my fears,
would you still be here?

Would you stay?

Would you stay with me?

If I build a wall,
a hundred feet tall,
would that keep you in?

ladies night in... sponsored by CARLING!

It was planned to have a simple night in with the girls on a Saturday. we were to have a gourmet night to remember with an elegant dinner party. we all pitched in by bringing different nibbles and/ or fine wines to dine with. and oh how this much so simple etiquette idea turned into so much more. it began with the Disney fanatic bringing roast potatoes instead of wedges!! this unravelled into its own roast-tatoe food fight. Potatoes were flying a muster!! smeared mash on ovens, cabinets, mirrors, carpets and floors. And as much fun as it was to slide across the room with mash in between your toes it was a mutual agreement to clean up. after picking up all the roasty's off the ground it was hard to resist the temptation of a bent over enthusiast, to not mash the mash into blondies hair. once we had made our Mexican extravaganza with special thanks to the enthusiast we sat round the mahogany table and dug in. the dinner of course was surrounded in conversation of young teens to which I cant remember much as follows. to many they may have come across a situation like this...but as we all know once the divine queen of rhapsody begins to play you cant resist but join in with the bohemian fun! oh momma mia how the dancing of 5 teens grew. we then ventured onto the melodies of thriller and hip-hop madness. the power of music threw us out to the garden where we were dazzled with the soul tunage of outkasted hey ya!. candyman threw a mexican wave of dance moves and oh how we

shock it like a Polaroid picture!

we then found ourselves on the roof of my house continuing to dance, sing and drink. Possibly not the best combination to do on top a roof! but none the less it added to the horror of someone being thrown over board. having recently had my roof done I was grateful for it not to incave I only thank god to the amazing mystery of trigonometry and gravity. as we climbed back through the window the Disney fanatic was turned into a wishbone much to her discomfort. as the night went on I was brought such presents as random cones from the outside world by my beloved south African that still sit in my bedroom not knowing what to do with them. towards the end of the night we were honoured with the presence of an Italian and Turkish delight all in one room at the same time..it was madness. this Turkish delight gave into all his urges to fight his feminine side and made us girls some pretty good cupcakes he also endured some rather painful beauty makeovers which I think he may have enjoyed. Without acknowledging it! to all who know this Turkish weirdo I can give you an idea for next xmas...a waxing kit!! we then all fell asleep to the much needed Jake Gyllenhaul who was probably the first and the last hot and sexy man to kiss the much missed joker ledger!

61 THINGS TO SEE AND DO BEFORE YOU DIE!

1. GRAND CANYON - 2. GREAT BARRIER REEF

3. CAPE TOWN - 4. THE PYRAMIDS

5. VENICE - 6. LUXOR, EGYPT

7. ROME - 8. DUBAI

9. SAN FRANSICO - 10. BARCELONA

11. LADIGUE - 12. SINGAPORE

13. GREAT WALL - 14. IGUASSU FALLS, BRAZIL

15. PARIS - 16. MILAN

17. TOKYO - 18. HAWAII

19. VICTOIRA FALLS, ZIMBABWE - 20. NEW YORK

21. CANADIAN ROCKIES - 22. ULURU, AUSTRAILIA

23. MACHU PICHU, PERU - 24. CHICHEN ITZA, MEXICO

25. NIAGARA FALLS - 26. ST PETERSBURGH, RUSSIA

27. TAJ MAHAL - 28. PETRA, JORDAN

29. GALAPAGOS ISLANDS - 30. RIO DE JANERIO

31. ALASKA - 32. ANGNOR WAT, CAMBODIA

33. MASAI MARZ. KENYA - 34. HIMALAYAS, NEPAL/TIBET

35. BORA BORA, FRENCH POLYNESIA - 36. BALI, INDONESIA

37. ANGEL FALLS, VENEZULA - 38. ABU SIMBEL, EGYPT

39. ZERMATTE, SWITZERLAND - 40. TERRACOTTA ARMY, CHINA

41. PARAGLIDE IN THE HIMALAYAS - 42. GIANT PEBBEL IN AUSTRAILIA

43. MOAI STATUES, EASTER ISLANDS - 44. DRIVE ACROSS ROUTE 66

45. SEE STONEHENGE - 46. SEE THE MAYAN RUINS IN MEXICO

47. CLIMB BEN NAVIS - 48. GO ZORBING

49. CLIMB THE SYDNEY HARBOUR BRIDGE - 50. VISIT THE ANCIENT CITY OF PETRA

51. GO SKYDIVING - 52. HIKE UP A GLACIER

53. BUNGEE JUMP - 54. LEARN TO SURF IN FIJI

55. GO ON A SAFARI - 56. TRY TO WING WALK

57. SEE THE HANGING GARDENS OF BABYLON - 58. SEE THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA

59. TRAVEL TO THE COLOSSEUM - 60. STAND ON THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE

61. VISIT THE ELY CATHEDRAL

................AND THEN DO IT ALL AGAIN!

Inhale....exhale....painn!!!

Pilate's is a series of non-impact exercises designed to develop strength, flexibility, balance, and inner awareness ....in a nut shell ...hmm..in my exactly one class with the Disney fanatic, the south African and the enthusiast i find that Pilate's is English for pain in places u never thought u could feel pain.

you are supposed to align your spine with the core of you abdomen

says Maryrose ( our instructor ), this is a women who instead of growing up with billy idol, Queen and Nirvana probably grew up hugging trees, growing potatoes and shitting in the woods!

Maryrose a so-called expert of Pilate's whom of which i paid £6.80 for a 45 minute class of inhaling my straightened spine into my stomach. who ever promoted the idea that this is good for you and helps you in yourold age...i would rather be crippled and bent to the left then take another class.

Pilate's trends towards stars like Kate moss..who i may remind you is on crack..and left johnny Depp for Pete Doherty (she is obviously not stable to be giving advice to ) and Madonna who for some strange reason seems to think she invented Cabala water which was in fact found 300 years before her day of birth...and Jude law whom of which cant even decide if he is gay or straight!

if you are thinking of venturing into a death like sport or feel like excising to the point of back exhaustion Pilate's is the sport for you!!..proceed with caution..that's all I'm saying!!

To Itch or not to Itch...!!

Rather unfortunately a poor Miss Winch was caught with her trousers hanging down after watching most recent " The Strangers" by Bryan Bertino. Bertino's take on the true events of a couple whom of which come back from a wedding reception to an isolated shack, where they become tortured and tourmented by these strangers, if you will, for no apperent reason other then the sick twisted question of boredom. In the film as the couple fight for their Survival and to get rid of these intruders you hang on to the edge of your seat asking yourself ...will they make it??

"The Strangers" is definately a must see this month as if you are into those horrors that make you jump out of your skin continously this is the movie for you!

But besides this so-called epic of a horror/ thriller on the walk back from 'The Vue' in purley way to the infamous West Wickham of our time the theme of strange was about to get stranger! refering back, a certain Miss Winch was caught with her trousers down by her ankles due to an

"itchy leg" syndrome.

whether this is true to her words i can not promise, whether indeed the itching were in fact coming from her legs... but for what i can state is true and fact her trousers were coming off and that was that!. The Fight across Village way if i were to walk along side the freak with no trousers was quetionable but what can i say when it comes down to it....when something is itching ..GET RID OF IT!!!